(Composição: Robert Pollard, Tobin Sprout) I met a non-dairy creamer Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake With a wet spot bigger than a Great Lake Took me to the new church and baptized me with salt She told me, "liquor" I am a new man Hot freaks This one is on the house This one is better than ever I walked into the house of miraculous recovery And stood before King Everything And he asked me to join him in the red wing Took me to pie land Said, "I'm a thigh man" I will be eternally hateful Hot freaks (3x) This one is on the house And this one is better than ever And this one is on the house This one is better than ever This one is on the house
