Hello honey, it's me What did you think when you heard me back on the radio? What did the kids say when they knew It was their long lost daddy-o? Remember how we listened to the radio And I said "That's the place to be" And how I got the job as an FM jock The day you married me? We were two kids and I was was into AM rock But I just had to run around It's been eight years since I'd left you babe Let me tell you 'bout what's gone down I am the mornin' DJ on W O L D Playin' all the hits for you wherever you may be The bright good-mornin' voice who's heard but never seen Feelin' all of forty-five goin' on fifteen The drinkin' I did on my last big gig You made my voice go low They said that they liked the younger sound When they let me go So I drifted on down to Tulsa, Oklahoma To do me a late night talk show Now I worked my way down home again, via Boise, Idhao That's how this business goes Well I am the mornin' DJ on W O L D Playin' all the hits for you wherever you may be The bright good-mornin' voice who's heard but never seen If you keep on singing on alone like that You're gonna turn the little girls off I've been making extra money to a high school sock hops I'm a big time guest MC You should hear me talking to the little children And listen what they say to me The spot on the top of my head Just begging for a new toupee And a tire on my gut from sittin' on my But it's never gonna go away, stay children Sometimes I get this crazy dream That I just take off in my car When you can travel on ten thousand miles And still say where you are I've been thinking that I should stop disk jockeying And start that record store Maybe I could settle down If you'd take me back once more Ok honey, I see I guess he's better than me Sure, old girl, I understand You don't have to worry, I'm such a happy man W O L D (3x) W O L D D D I am the mornin' DJ on W K T Playin' disco pushship and you know what you can do The bright good mornin' voice who's heard but never seen Feeling all of forty-five, goin' on fifteen How's that? I am the mornin' DJ at W O L D
