(Composição: John Lennon, Paul McCartney) I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run Iike pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, You beer naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob G'goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, goo
