Sittin' in your front yard, drinkin' lemonade Suburban life, a pretty wife You think you've got it made But you don't know what's in store For you and your family I'm movin' in right next door Won't you welcome me? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And I hope I didn't ruin your day! Won't you be my neighbor? I brought my life, my ugly wife My dirty dog with fleas My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk This I'm sure you'll see Yeah you don't know what it's like To live in misery Welcome to home sweet hell Dissatisfaction guaranteed It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And if I could I surely would Invite you in and say Won't you be my neighbor? (4x) C'mon, I don't think you'll find A place to live in peace of mind You're gonna live in misery When you're livin' next to me! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood Raaaah! Won't you be my Won't you be my funky neighbor?! Well I drink, and I stink I smoke, yeah I'm a joke! I try all night and day To get a piece of the action, a-haa! And you should know by now You're never gonna forget, a-aaa! Now I know just what you're thinkin' It could be out 'n' you're drinkin' So don't you knock it until you try it It could be you in a little while! I hope I didn't ruin your day! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood I dig your wife, she sure is good It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhoor, ha, ha, ha
