Kung Fu do what you do to me I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy Full on, I moved to Hong Kong With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he thinks he knows you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Tailand Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh Last night Jackie Chan came around I played pool with him and we hung out Mr. Miagi and the X-men Called in for a while as well I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he thinks he knows you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Tailand Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh Gary Glitter! Scooby Doo! Rock McMurray! And last but not least Ladies and gentleman I give you JOHNNY WONG! Kung Fu do what you do to me I can't live without my Kung Fu movies 'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road' My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed Oh I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he thinks he knows you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Tailand Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he's in love with you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Tailand Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh
