There's a destination a little up the road From the habitations and the towns we know A place we saw the lights turn low The jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts Two turntables and a microphone Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands Where it's at! I got two turntables and a microphone (4x) (take me home with my elevator bones!) (that was a good drum break) Pick yourself up off the side of the road With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones Members only hyponotizers Move through the room like ambulance drivers Shine your shoes with your microphone blues Hirsutes with your parachute fruits Passing the dutchie from coast to coast Like my man Gary Wilson rocks the most Where it's at! I got two turntables and a microphone (2x) "What about those who swing both ways? AC-DC's? Two turntables and a microphone (6x) Where it's at! I got two turntables and a microphone (2x) Oh, dear me. Make-out City's a two-horse town "That's beautiful, Dad." Got my microphone There's a destination a little up the road From the habitations and the towns we know A place we saw the lights turn low The jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts Two turntables and a microphone Bottles and cans and just clap your hands And just clap your hands Where it's at! I got two turntables and a microphone (2x) I got plastic on my mind (make it out, baby) yeah, yeah, yeah let's make it out, baby yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (scream) telephone plastic baby ahh, so good oh, yeah let's play good ow ow ow ow ow
