They call me Spunik Stan I view the Earth from a garbage can I'm in Earth's orbit It's a junk yard, man It's just a job I'm the satellite junk man They call me Sputnik Stan Spaceways maintenance man I see a satellite about to fade Got to collect Weigh it in, and get paid My name's Stan I've been commissioned By the alien Federation To collect all thos junk Floating around in space So don't you go nicking it Cause it's all mine
