A little weirdo wasted Sitting in a bedroom At the home of Mommy And never get a job He's feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger Only thinks of one thing, that's about himself He's yelling for no reason Soaking in the gutter Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea He's an empty vessel, made of cotton candy Nobody knows why he's such a dud OOOAAAHHH He's a boy next door, what a bore Do nothing what he's living for He's a boy next door, what a bore Nasty keep away from him WOOOAAAHHH Forget about him, and then you hear him Hitting our garage door, with a baseball bat Yeah he's like a caveman, but he's not as clever In fact he's dumber, then a common rat OOOAAAHHH He's a boy next door, what a bore And no smarter than a living floor He's a boy next door, what a bore Nasty keep away from him OOOAAAHHH Super-weirdo will you ever go away? The weirdo honestly, no-one cares, you're odd WOOOAAHHH A little weirdo wasted Sitting in a bedroom At the home of Mommy And never get a job He's feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger Only thinks of one thing, that's about himself He's yelling for no reason Soaking in the gutter Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea He's an empty vessel, made of cotton candy Nobody knows why he's such a dud OOOAAAH He's a boy next door, what a bore Do nothing what he's living for He's a boy next door, what a bore Nasty keep away from him WOOOAAAHHH
